Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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