Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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