This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
i just google imaged poop.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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