Dude, I was completely sober last night, didn't puke on my shoes, went home with an incredibly beautiful girl, wore a condom, and didn't wake up in a puddle of urine this morning.
hah, sarcasm, classic
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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