kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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