I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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