This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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