He felt like a one man threesome
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Randomize
