I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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