Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Randomize
