Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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