Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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