The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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