Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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