Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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