She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Blood and glitter go together right?
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Randomize
