He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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