pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
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