You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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