Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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