just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
Randomize