Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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