after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Terrible idea I love it
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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