bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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