Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
is it fun? or sober?
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
i think i just naturally attract stoners
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
Randomize
