let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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