so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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