I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
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