...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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