So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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