in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
We don't watch enough power rangers
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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