i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
We are two peas in an std pod
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
So vagazzling was a success
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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