I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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