I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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