Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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