Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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