so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
Randomize
