She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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