PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I need to wash the frat house off of me
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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