you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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