this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
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