And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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