just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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