We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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