don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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