it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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