she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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