It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
Randomize
