Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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