the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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