Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
