i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
its liver damage thursday
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
Randomize
