I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
Randomize
