I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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