Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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